I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 by Brockway, Robert

I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

To bright and anxious eight-year-old Kay Washington, the worst thing in the world is being alone with...
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Author: Robert Brockway
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Language: English
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I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 by Brockway, Robert

I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

$91.99 $47.97

I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200

$91.99 $47.97
Author: Robert Brockway
Format: Hardcover
Language: English

To bright and anxious eight-year-old Kay Washington, the worst thing in the world is being alone with the quiet. That's why Eddie Video makes the perfect imaginary friend: He's smart, he's loud, he loves pulling pranks, and he's always there to chase away the silence.

To mid-forties, down-on-his-luck Ivan, the worst thing in the world happened when he lost his imaginary friend. Now cursed with the ability to see everyone else's, Ivan makes a living by killing the imaginary friends of adults who couldn't let go. But when one of Eddie Video's "pranks" goes too far, Ivan agrees to make an exception and help Kay.

Only Ivan will soon learn that Eddie Video is nothing like the talking ostriches, star bears, and goblin princesses he's encountered in the past, and it's going to take a lot more than clumsy haymakers and steak knives to bring him down. A balance of comedy and catharsis, this dual-narrative tackles both the fear of growing up and the scars our childhood leaves behind.

Author: Robert Brockway
Publisher: Page Street Horror
Published: 01/27/2026
Pages: 352
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 1.20lbs
Size: 9.10h x 6.10w x 1.40d
ISBN: 9798890033659


Review Citation(s):
Publishers Weekly 11/17/2025

About the Author
Robert Brockway is a novelist, screenwriter, podcast host, and co-founder of the 1-900-HOTDOG comedy empire. He's the author of the post-apocalyptic horror epic Carrier Wave, as well as the punk-rock horror series The Vicious Circuit from Tor Books. He hails from Portland, Oregon, where a witch once told him he was immortal. She hasn't been proven wrong yet.

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