Monsters Eat Whiny Children by Kaplan, Bruce Eric

Monsters Eat Whiny Children

This cautionary tale about whiny children being eaten by monsters is upended when the monsters cannot decide...
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Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan
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Language: English
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Monsters Eat Whiny Children by Kaplan, Bruce Eric

Monsters Eat Whiny Children

$43.00

Monsters Eat Whiny Children

$43.00
Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
This cautionary tale about whiny children being eaten by monsters is upended when the monsters cannot decide how best to prepare their meal. A whiny child salad doesn't work because there's paprika in the dressing. A whiny child cake won't do because the flour spills all over the floor. Whiny child burgers are out of the question because the grill is too hard to light. When the persnickety monsters finally decide that whiny child cucumber sandwiches are the perfect solution, their whiny children have escaped. At least the children have learned their lesson...for now.

Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Published: 08/31/2010
Pages: 40
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.96lbs
Size: 11.30h x 8.74w x 0.43d
ISBN: 9781416986898
Audience: Ages 4-8

Accelerated Reader:
Reading Level: 3.8
Point Value: 0.5
Interest Level: Lower Grade
Quiz #/Name: 139664 / Monsters Eat Whiny Children


Review Citation(s):
Hornbook Guide to Children 01/01/2011 pg. 32
Publishers Weekly 07/05/2010
Kirkus Reviews 07/15/2010
Booklist 08/01/2010 pg. 60
School Library Journal 09/01/2010 pg. 127
SLJ's Best Books 12/01/2010 pg. 28

About the Author
Kaplan, Bruce Eric: - Bruce Eric Kaplan, known for his distinctive, off-beat single-panel cartoons, has been a New Yorker cartoonist for more than fifteen years. He is also a television writer and was an executive producer for the acclaimed HBO series Six Feet Under, as well as a writer on Seinfeld (funnily enough, one of his most well-known episodes is one where Elaine becomes increasingly frustrated over what she takes to be an utterly nonsensical New Yorker cartoon). He has authored and illustrated seven adult titles including the cult classic The Cat That Changed My Life; the collections I Love You, I Hate You, I'm Hungry; No One You Know; and This Is a Bad Time; and three titles featuring the wonderfully neurotic Brooklyn couple Edmund and Rosemary: Every Person on the Planet, Edmund and Rosemary Go to Hell, and Everything Is Going to Be Okay. Bruce is also the author and illustrator of four picture books: Monsters Eat Whiny Children, Cousin Irv from Mars, Meaniehead, and Someone Farted. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two children.

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