My Pug is an Asshole

'I WANT A DOG ' Who hasn't heard that screamed from a child or partner? They want...
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Author: Matt Shaw
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Language: English
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My Pug is an Asshole by Shaw, Matt

My Pug is an Asshole

$19.78

My Pug is an Asshole

$19.78
Author: Matt Shaw
Format: Paperback
Language: English
'I WANT A DOG ' Who hasn't heard that screamed from a child or partner? They want a dog but you don't want one because you know it will be your responsibility to look after it when they grow bored. Well, this book isn't necessarily for you. This book is for those who want a dog but have no idea what they're really letting themselves in for. You see, I wanted a dog. I was one of those annoying people ranting and raving how badly I wanted one. 'Now I am an adult, I should be allowed to get a dog It's my house ' I got my dog. I got what I wanted. I even chose the dog. Now, as I sit here typing out this blurb, I weep. Why did I do this to myself? Why have I just committed to this little bastard for God knows how many years? If you want a dog of your own. Read this book. Perhaps see things you didn't necessarily think of (on top of having to clean up its shit from when you go on walks or when it runs in your garden). Then, when you have read the book, make your decision again. Decide if it really is for you. Don't want a dog? Well this is about a pug called Chewie... Read about Chewie's first year and just laugh at my misadventures and misery... From Matt Shaw, author of 'Wasting Stamps', 'Plentyoffreaks' and 'Im fine'

Author: Matt Shaw
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 08/24/2017
Pages: 88
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.28lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.18d
ISBN: 9781975732974

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