On Second Thought Maybe I'll Live by Lacey, Dallas

On Second Thought Maybe I'll Live

Robert Robert Robertson wants to commit suicide-and not just because of his stupid name. Determined to end...
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Author: Dallas Lacey
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Language: English
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On Second Thought Maybe I'll Live by Lacey, Dallas

On Second Thought Maybe I'll Live

$68.99 $35.97

On Second Thought Maybe I'll Live

$68.99 $35.97
Author: Dallas Lacey
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Robert Robert Robertson wants to commit suicide-and not just because of his stupid name. Determined to end it all and armed with a backpack full of stolen cash, Robert heads to the Utah desert for one last hurrah. But being inept, impulsive, and ill-tempered, he not only blows the attempt, he also blows up his life in the process.

Now with no money, no friends, and the twenty-nine year old woman of his dreams out of his forty-nine year old reach, Robert must deal with the consequences of his actions. After a lifetime of bad behavior, will he learn to forgive his parents for being so boring? Will he win back the woman he loves? Will he pay the price for stealing all that money?
Robert is about to go on a painful journey of growth, but on the bright side-he does get to shoot a bad guy along the way.

Author: Dallas Lacey
Publisher: FriesenPress
Published: 01/27/2026
Pages: 258
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.77lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.58d
ISBN: 9781038350060

About the Author
Lacey, Dallas: - Dallas Lacey got his start writing when he couldn't sleep one evening and penned a humorous Dear Penthouse letter as a joke. Now, he lives in Coquitlam, British Columbia with his wife and two cats. He enjoys building LEGO sets, drumming, and writing a new, original whiteboard message every day for his co-workers and Instagram followers.

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