Stake Me If I'm Wrong: Printed Edge Edition

In the enchanting town of Darkwater, Beau Drewitt has carved out a quiet life as the charming owner of a small bookstore, where the scent of old paper and whispered stories keep him company through his endless, lonely nights.

Beau has long since convinced himself that any love interest would be much better off without his particular brand of supernatural baggage - until he meets Elowen.

Elowen Briar is a therapist devoted to healing the traumas of her clients, but who pushes her own loneliness to the side. When fate intertwines her life with Beau's, she finds herself inexplicably drawn toward the enigmatic bookstore owner, blissfully unaware that her meet-cute may come with fangs and a body count.

As Beau grapples with his growing obsession and the realization that Elowen is his mate, he must confront more than his own demons - he must protect Elowen from Kalevala, a ruthless vampire who has set her sights on him and refuses to take no for an answer.

Keeping Elowen safe might be the hardest thing Beau has ever done, but resisting the urge to keep her at arm's length is a close second.

Stake Me If I'm Wrong is a slow-burn dark rom-com with a paranormal twist that dives deep into trauma, redemption, and the questionable life choices that come with falling in love while undead.

Author: Alyssa Mullins
Publisher: Spark and Quill
Published: 09/29/2026
Pages: 436
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 1.66lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 1.13d
ISBN: 9781967257126

About the Author
Mullins, Alyssa: - Alyssa Mullins has been writing stories for as long as she can remember, though most of them stayed tucked away in notebooks and files never meant to see the light of day. Stake Me If I'm Wrong is the first one brave enough to demand its place in the world. She believes a good book should make you laugh at least once, break your heart just enough, and leave you wanting to read "just one more chapter" even at three in the morning.Her writing routine usually involves a large cup of matcha, an open laptop, and music blasting. Sleep Token and Ethereal Treason have become the permanent soundtrack to her late-night writing sessions, a mix of haunting and powerful that keeps her characters alive in her head. More often than not, her fur babies are curled up at her feet, reminding her that sometimes the best stories come when you are surrounded by comfort.When she is not writing, Alyssa spends time with her friends and family. She values family above all else. She is also doting on her daughter, who will be warned repeatedly to stay far away from this book until the day her mother gives her permission to read it. Life at home in Kentucky is full of chaos and love, and that balance often spills into her work.Alyssa writes because stories have always been her way of making sense of the world. She believes that love can be both ridiculous and tender, that grief can sit beside humor, and that sometimes the best way to face the dark is to laugh right through it. She also hopes that anyone struggling will find a way to her stories and that something she has written gives them a reason to stay.