That's Not Food! by Altman, Mara

That's Not Food!

Toddlers put EVERYTHING into their mouths, much to the horror of parents everywhere! The child at the...
$16.74 USD
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Author: Mara Altman
Format: Board Book
Language: English
Subtotal: $16.74
That's Not Food! by Altman, Mara

That's Not Food!

$16.74

That's Not Food!

$16.74
Author: Mara Altman
Format: Board Book
Language: English
Toddlers put EVERYTHING into their mouths, much to the horror of parents everywhere! The child at the center of That's Not Food! is super hungry, but is looking to stop the tummy grumbles in all the wrong places. Readers will come face to face with outlandish options: Rock meatballs! Slime pie! Spiny cactus pancakes! Will our toddler finally say "YES" to the chewy things that also make a tummy happy? Find out in this funny book that is definitely... NOT FOOD.

Author: Mara Altman
Publisher: 3+1 Publishing
Published: 10/13/2025
Pages: 26
Binding Type: Board Book
Weight: 0.70lbs
Size: 6.20h x 6.30w x 0.70d
ISBN: 9781960492265
Audience: Baby-Preschool

About the Author
Altman, Mara: - Mara Altman is an award-winning journalist and author. During her children's first four years of life, "That's not food!" was her most common utterance. She loves eating edible things and is trying to pass that passion onto the next generation.Altman has also authored two nonfiction books, Thanks for Coming and Gross Anatomy: Dispatches from the Front (and Back), which was a semi-finalist for the Thurber Prize for American Humor. Altman also wrote eight best-selling Kindle Singles and has written for publications such as The New York Times and New York Magazine. Earlier in her career, she was a staff writer for The Village Voice and daily newspapers in India and Thailand. She lives in San Diego with her husband and hungry twins.Cook, Courtney: - Courtney Cook is a Chicago-based author and illustrator whose work has appeared in TIME, The Guardian, The Rumpus, and others. Her debut graphic memoir, The Way She Feels: My Life on the Borderline in Pictures and Pieces (Tin House, 2021), was a Book Riot Best Book of the Year and finalist for a Lambda Literary Award and Heartland Booksellers Award. In addition to That's Not Food!, Courtney has also illustrated Yay All Day: Good News Journal (Sasquatch Books, 2021). She lives in Chicago with her husband and their senior rescue cat, Bertie.

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