The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank by Bombeck, Erma
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank by Bombeck, Erma

The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

"[Erma Bombeck] is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living."--Vogue...
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Author: Erma Bombeck
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Subtotal: $38.40
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank by Bombeck, Erma

The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

$73.99 $38.40
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank by Bombeck, Erma

The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

$73.99 $38.40
Author: Erma Bombeck
Format: Paperback
Language: English
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"[Erma Bombeck] is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living."--Vogue

It's the exposé to end all exposés--the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.

Author: Erma Bombeck
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 03/01/1995
Pages: 256
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.75lbs
Size: 8.02h x 6.46w x 0.64d
ISBN: 9780345471727

About the Author
Erma Bombeck was America's favorite humorist at the time of her death in 1996. Ten of her 13 books, including Forever, Erma, appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. She claimed her first fiction writing was the weather forecast in the Dayton Herald. Her favorite food was pasta, and her hobby was dust.
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