The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It by Sanders, Melani

The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It

We. Do. Not. Care.Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club!Do you wake...
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Author: Melani Sanders
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The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It by Sanders, Melani

The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It

$78.99 $41.14

The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It

$78.99 $41.14
Author: Melani Sanders
Format: Hardcover
Language: English

We. Do. Not. Care.

Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club!
Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice?
Do you forget the words you are saying as you are saying them?
If you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club--the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You're now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the big­gest hormonal party in town.
This club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and post­menopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today:

  • Shaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here.
  • Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you.
  • Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on.
  • Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.
  • Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here.
  • Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.
  • If you're cold. Don't even think about touching that thermostat.


*partial and incomplete
Melani Sanders, founding member of the WDNC, is here to tell you that it's okay not to care. You're not alone. This book is your life raft. Let's hold on for dear life--and get through this together.



Author: Melani Sanders
Publisher: Harvest Publications
Published: 01/13/2026
Pages: 256
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.81lbs
Size: 7.27h x 5.25w x 0.82d
ISBN: 9780063492639

About the Author
Sanders, Melani: -

Melani Sanders is a digital creator and the fearless founder of the We Do Not Care Movement(TM). Her viral WDNC reels and posts capture the humor, heart, and chaos of perimenopause and menopause, midlife in general, motherhood, and real life. Melani lives in West Palm Beach, Florida with her husband, three sons, and dog.

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