The Worst Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World: A Seriously Silly Story for Kids

WARNING: This IS the WORST Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World Bedtime = sweet dreams, cozy cuddles, and drifting off to sleep, right? WRONG. Because Nameless the Rock is NOT TIRED. And he REFUSES to go to bed.

• There's a clown.
• There's a mysterious Snoozerpuff.
• And yes, Jerry Pumpkins randomly shows up (he's not in every book... just enough to cause problems). But no matter what anyone says or does, Nameless isn't having it. Will he finally fall asleep? Will bedtime be a complete disaster? Or will the Snoozerpuff work its sleepy magic? What we do know: Kids CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

Parents Are Yawning (from laughing so hard):

• "My kid asked to read this at bedtime... then stayed up quoting it."
• "This book made bedtime fun again-even if nobody fell asleep."
• "Finally, a bedtime story that isn't boring. We're obsessed." YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE
• Funny bedtime books that break all the rules
• Characters with BIG personalities and zero chill
• Relatable chaos (aka refusing to go to bed)
• Silly picture books for bedtime, naps, or anytime
• Interactive storytelling that makes kids laugh out loud
• Humor for kids, parents, and sleep-deprived readers

Perfect for:

• Boys and girls ages 4-8
• Preschool through 3rd grade
• Bedtime story collections
• Beginner and reluctant readers
• Parents who need a new bedtime go-to
• Fans of funny read-alouds and books like The Book With No Pictures, Elephant and Piggy, and Dr. Seuss.

The Worst Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Worst World Works(TM) series-a hilariously terrible collection of ridiculous stories starring Nameless the Rock, who would rather do literally anything than fall asleep.

So go ahead... click "Add to Cart." (Just don't expect anyone to actually get sleepy.)