There's No Manual: Honest and Gory Wisdom about Having a Baby

The info-packed, truth-telling guide expectant and new mothers have been screaming into their pillows for.

So you're making a person...and no one will stop telling you what to do about it. Your friends, your neighbors, your Uber driver--everyone is giving you unsolicited advice, to which Beth and Jackie say: F*ck advice There's no right way to be pregnant or a new mom, only stretchy pants to be worn and choices to be made.

This illustrated guide asks and answers all the essential questions that pop up from the first trimester to the fourth, such as: Should I have an unmedicated or drugged-out birth? (Up to you ) Will I have time to pee as a new mom? (Maybe ) How do I avoid hating my partner? (That's a little more complicated.) Funny, feminist, and, above all, pro-mom, this book is an actually useful baby shower gift.

Author: Beth Newell, Jacqueline Ann May
Publisher: Avery Publishing Group
Published: 02/04/2020
Pages: 272
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 1.05lbs
Size: 8.90h x 6.90w x 0.90d
ISBN: 9780525534358

About the Author
Beth Newell is the co-founder and editor of the satirical women's magazine, Reductress. She co-authored the book How to Win at Feminism and co-created The Reductress Minute and Mouth Time podcasts. Her work has been featured in The Onion, McSweeney's, and The New Yorker. She hosts the podcast We Knows Parenting with her husband, Peter McNerney. Beth was named by Rolling Stone as one of the 50 Funniest People Right Now and as one of Time magazine's 23 People Who Are Changing What's Funny Right Now. She gave birth to her daughter in the back seat of a Honda Fit.

Jackie Ann Ruiz is a writer, illustrator, mother, and performer. A native New Yorker, she co-hosted the podcast Best Friends, However with Eliot Glazer and performed at BAM and UCB before relocating to Richmond, Virginia with her family. Jackie is a resident artist at Studio Two Three in Richmond, where she works on commissioned illustration projects and is developing a coloring book for disgruntled women. Once an editor for a men's lifestyle website covering topics such as BLUE BALLS REALLY IS A THING, Jackie is now an out-of-the-closet feminist who is thrilled to be using her platform as a writer and illustrator to describe the harrowing and transcendent experience of pregnancy, labor, and motherhood, which changed her life in the best and worst of ways. Plus, she got to draw a lot of vaginas on her iPad. By the time you read this, she will be happily divorced.