'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions by Tudor, Clarice

'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by...
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Author: Clarice Tudor
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
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'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions by Tudor, Clarice

'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

$22.78

'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

$22.78
Author: Clarice Tudor
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.

Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as "the ick"? If so, this tome is for thee.

Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor's viral illustrated post, "The Fart," 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.

As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:

  • Dating horror stories such as: "The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship" and "The Merkin"
  • Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don'ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex's Ex")
  • A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
  • And more

Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.

Author: Clarice Tudor
Publisher: Clarkson Potter Publishers
Published: 05/05/2026
Pages: 144
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.94lbs
Size: 7.32h x 7.33w x 0.71d
ISBN: 9798217034499

About the Author
Clarice Tudor is a British cartoonist and comic artist. When she's not drawing weird medieval animals and people, she publishes wildly popular web comics and creates artwork for places like the New York Times, Guardian, Adobe, Sanrio (Hello Kitty), Prada, and Tumblr.

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