When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Now in paperback, the New York Times bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the...
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Author: George Carlin
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by Carlin, George

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

$43.45

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

$43.45
Author: George Carlin
Format: Paperback
Language: English

Now in paperback, the New York Times bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premier comics

George Carlin's legendary irreverence and iconoclasm are on full display in When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? as he vainly scours the American landscape for signs of intelligence in his third national bestseller. Ranging from his absurdist side (Message from a Cockroach; TV News: The Death of Humpty Dumpty; Tips for Serial Killers) to his unerring ear for American speech (Politician Talk; Societal Clichs; Euphemisms: 13 sections) to his unsparing views on America and its values (War, God, Stuff Like That; Zero Tolerance; Tired of the Handi-crap), Carlin delivers everything that his fans expect, and then adds a few surprises.

Carlin on the battle of the sexes:

Here's all you have to know about men and women:

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.



Author: George Carlin
Publisher: Hyperion - Acquired Assets
Published: 10/01/2005
Pages: 320
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.76lbs
Size: 8.10h x 6.08w x 0.77d
ISBN: 9781401308216
Audience: Young Adult


Review Citation(s):
Ingram Advance 10/01/2005 pg. 124 - Best Of The Best/Highly Recommended

About the Author
George Carlin, author of three bestsellers, released twenty-three comedy albums; appeared in sixteen feature films; wrote and performed fourteen HBO specials; received four Grammy Awards; and was nominated for five Emmys. He was the 2008 recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. He died in 2008.

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