You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up by McDonald, Heather
You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up by McDonald, Heather

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and Chelsea Lately writer Heather McDonald's hilarious true story of finding...
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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up by McDonald, Heather

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

$43.45
You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up by McDonald, Heather

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

$43.45
Author: Heather McDonald
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Description
New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and Chelsea Lately writer Heather McDonald's hilarious true story of finding herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at the age of twenty-seven.

Can't a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin?

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do "it" until well after her friends had been deflowered.

As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, "Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any material for this book." Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike "putting out," blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love--and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.

Author: Heather McDonald
Publisher: Atria Books
Published: 06/08/2010
Pages: 272
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.55lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.50w x 0.80d
ISBN: 9781439176283


Review Citation(s):
Publishers Weekly 08/09/2010

About the Author
McDonald, Heather: - Heather McDonald is a full-time writer, performer, and story producer on the E! Channel's top rated show, Chelsea Lately, and stars in the show's spin-off, After Lately. She is a graduate of the University of Southern California and lives in San Fernando Valley, California, with her husband, Peter, their two sons, and her stepdaughter. Visit her website at HeatherMcDonald.net.
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